Hi! I’m not a critic…
but I review stuff.
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Movie and TV critics suck. Sorry, but as a general rule, they do. They’re either paid by someone and therefore beholden to them, or so concerned with hidden meanings, juxtaposition, symbolism and other film school ideas that they forget movies and TV exist first and foremost to entertain. I’m not a critic. Who am I?… Read more
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Tomb Raider (2018) (Spoilers)
I really wanted to like this movie, so after a good three years I watched it again. I shouldn’t have bothered. I’m a huge fan of the new Tomb Raider games, so I was absolutely hanging out for this movie when it was first announced. The first game has such a brilliant storyline, telling the… Read more
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Black Widow (No spoilers)
**Note: spoilers for Avengers: Endgame in this review** Wow, has this movie been a long time coming. Fans have been asking for Natasha Romanoff, aka Black Widow, to get her own solo movie since very early in the Marvel Cinematic Universe. It took something like ten years for it to finally happen. I’m so happy… Read more
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